I WAS DERE SNOOKI BROUGHT DOWN NEW YEARS SHE LOOKIN’ LIKE A DRUNK HAMSTAH THE BEST!!! Fist pumpin’ 4 life
Being this wazted was wicked pissah!
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Back in da gym getting the new year stahted right! View is good from here a man could get used tah dis…
Needless to say dis didn’t end well…dis is da LAST time I’m evah gonna make a gambling bet with dose goddamned Andelman brothers from Phantom Gourmet!
Things were going great until I shit my pants…I may be getting too old for keggah stands : (
My license has been suspended indefinitely - somehow I think it might be my own fault…but I’d rather blame the spiked Coolatta in my cup holdah : (
So you remember that time dis past summah when I couldn’t find any goddamn booze in the stadium? I was getting the itch and hitched all the way to Canton where the folks at Dunkin’ Donuts hooked me up with the perfect fix; a custom Coolatta called The Green Monstah! Not only was it sweet enough to get me through my morning hangover, but it made for quite the tasty mixah. Now that the campaign is ovah I can share with youse the secret recipe that kept me awake during all the ball games. One lahge serving will get you through a rowdy night of pub crawling AND yo wife screaming at you the next morning when she sees dat youse crashed the car into the garage:
1 large iced Green Monstah Coolatta
1 paht Everclear alcohol
1 paht Vodka
1 bottle peach schnapps
Keep topping up!
